nobody movie_ The film Nobody Saw was nominated for an awards ceremony at the awards ceremony. Nobody Watches.


HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a recent press release that no one read, a film that no one saw caused a stir by being nominated for multiple awards at a ceremony that no one is watching.

“The film was outstanding, a cinematic masterpiece that will surely inspire generations of filmmakers,” said a member of an unheard-of academy during an unattended news conference.

The nominated film No One Has Seen may very well add to the long list of other award winners No One Has Seen from a film studio that no one cares, run by an executive producer that no one gets caught alone in a room with would like to. Other memorable films by the studio are The film about a dysfunctional family that nobody sawas well as Nobody saw the historical drama about past social grievances either.

The film’s star-studded actors, whom no one recognizes, will embark on interview tours of daytime and late-night shows no one can stomach, while film critics no one has heard of will soon be offering their own opinions on podcasts, after which nobody asked, nobody downloaded.

Hollywood columnists that nobody reads are already reporting that an actor nobody likes has been nominated for a category nobody knew existed, has already started writing an acceptance speech that nobody will hear.

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